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Saturday, May 19th

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The Sian Show

Sian is a writer and wannabe comedian with a nasty case of Peter Pan syndrome. When she's not working in the cafe of Australia's Hogwarts she can usually be found in her fort watching TV. She was recently romantically linked to Justin Beiber but it ended after she found out he wasn't a young lesbian. For more of Sian click here.

The Toes Have It

Because I work at Australia’s Hogwarts I am entitled to take advantage of some of the services they offer.

Let me rephrase that.

Because I work at Australia’s Hogwarts I am sometimes obliged to act as a guinea pig for the students who need to practice their skills.

Sarah Can't

Last week I decided to get fit.

Get motivated. Eat right. Lose weight- gain confidence!

It’s been ten days and let me tell you:

Lady Waa Waa

DISCLAIMER: Usually I don't like to be serious but today I make an exception. I am one hundred percent completely not taking the piss out of depression or mental illness. I just want that to be clear. Ok. Now let the frivolity begin...

SEEK and You Shall Find...

We're looking for a new receptionist at Hogwarts. Someone to welcome the little wizards and dupe the general public in to getting a massage where no one touches you. Take it from me- you can tell.

Lock Up Your Daughters

I hate this time of year. Aside from never knowing whether or not to take a jumper there is something else that gets on my nerves.

Show Us Ya Heart!

WWGRD: What Would Gemma-Rose Do?

This week, I’ve found myself torn between my head and my heart. Not literally. I haven’t ripped my neck apart or anything. It’s like on The Biggest Loser. I want to maintain solidarity with my training group but really I just want to win the two hundred grand to pay for my skin tuck. It’s a classic dilemma.